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What was she thinking when she wasn’t thinking?

She. My mother-in-law, Dolores. Famous for inventing words like “sniblings”. Dolores was a one-of-a-kind. Colorful and unpredictable.
 
One day, when my husband was eleven, he took it upon himself to cook a frozen pizza for he and his friend Terry. Not knowing how to use an oven mitt, he laid the mitt flat onto his open hand, then pulled the hot oven rack out with his bare fingers. Ken was screaming from the singe. Dolores ran into the kitchen. Terry was inches behind her. She grabbed Ken’s blistering hand, then let go of it like a hot potato. She took that pepperoni pizza and flung it with a loud, “Sh@#!!” Mama-mia, that pizza sailed across the kitchen just as Terry was entering it. Ken said he still remembers the look on Terry’s face when he ducked just as the cheese hit the wall.

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