“What were they thinking when they weren’t thinking?”
They. Those people who didn’t do it. The ones who say it was somebody else. My family.
I tell you this: There is nothing worse than left-over imitation bleu cheese dressing, than left-over imitation bleu cheese dressing in-between your toes.
I was standing at the fridge; beside the opened door and cold glass shelves. Hungry. Minding my own business. Enjoying the quiet of the house. Ken and Kyle were at baseball. Marissa was on her way home. Ahh… What do I want to eat? Nothing on the bottom shelf… nothing on the middle shelf… definitely nothing on the top one either. Well, maybe something on the top one… Left-over take-out from… where? What’s this? I stick my finger onto something brown when, GLOP.
Something cold and thick drops between my toes. Ohhh gross! Why do they do this? Stack left over plastic take-out containers one on top of the other filled with stuff no one is going to eat again. Who did this? Yeah, right. Like anyone is going to fess up. I press the refrigerator shut, but not before leaving the containers without lids still tilting for the next person who opens the door. It is my only revenge.
It’s so wonderful to get this page. I feel like we are actually communicating with my family even though it’s a little one sided, which is why I’ve written to you.
The Laughlin life is filled to the brim with our wonderful jobs, friends and puppy dogs. We’re traveling alot, haveing lots of dinners out with clients and friends - it’s a wonder we don’t both weigh a 1000 pounds (thank god for my mothers skinny genes). And we just bought a new house (which is like a new art project for me). I hope you are doing well and it should like like is going in hyper speed for you too. Take care and stay in touch!
Good for you!
We moms have to take our revenge whenever we can.
LOL! Another random fridge assault, huh?
This has happened to me when our toddler decided he would save his food for later in the fridge, only it’s precariously balancing on the only reachable shelf, and the cereal or pita pizza or whatever it is flops out onto my feet.
Hilarious…umm…i mean wow, what little jerks! no really, come on that’s funny stuff, and the revenge thing? hey the ONLY way to go!
sorry i haven’t been by…busy busy!!
oh i forgot to tell you i FINALLY added you to my blog roll. i never update that thing, i finally got around to doing it!
oooh & I hate bleu cheese dressing!!!!
See, and my attempt at revenge would mean more bleu cheese on my toes! Hope it worked.
Love it! Hope you set up a hidden video camera.
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