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What were they thinking when they weren’t thinking?

My family. Human squirrels. 
 
Have you ever run to your living room, professing something very important to your family when suddenly they get distracted? By an inside joke that only they know? So you continue on your soap box to whomever seems the least interested in laughing. Then Spongebob Squarepants comes on, and whoosh! There goes that listener, too.
 
Well, last night I was holding two containers of Onion Dip that I found strategically hidden behind the oatmeal in the fridge. I was going to serve this creamy wonder with our sausages. But, fortunately I looked at the expiration date on the botttttommm… (Hello! I am pointing to the bottom of two containers! Somebody look as I point!) I saved our lives. Yes, me! Your mother! These onion dips expired two months ago. Two months ago! You guys need to learn to throw things away, not squish them behind the oatmeal.
 
Of course now I am preaching to the window. To a squirrel running up our oak tree who is probably saying, (Bring it on mama! I’ve stashed acorns for a time such as this.)
 
Today’s Life Recipe: Got Family? Expect a little nuttiness….