What was she thinking when she wasn’t thinking?
Bonnie — she’s known me for years. Therefore, she should have known that I needed at least one more consonant.
We had been sending emails back and forth when suddenly the sentences shrunk to four words. I had no idea what my dear friend was talking about anymore. So I sent Bonnie a, “What?” To which she replied, “Huh?”
How would women have handled this blonde moment in the olden days? Politely texted, “I am sorry dear, but I must have lost my train of thought while Final-Netting my hair, and sliding into my pointy heels. This chiffon apron! My mother-in-law, the dear woman, embroidered it for me. But I must confess it is so tight around my waist, that it cuts the oxygen off to my brain. Then again, it might not be the apron, it could be these clip-on earrings. Laughter out loud. Laughter out loud. Well, well, I must get-a-move-on… starch my sons striped shirts before supper is served. Did I tell you that I burnt my foot while shutting the oven door this morning? I was rolling my hair with my right hand, while wrapping my husband’s egg salad sandwich in waxed paper with my left. I kicked the oven door shut with my toes. Laughter out loud. Laughter out loud. That’s why we should always wear heels in the kitchen. I shall talk to you later, dear. After I wash the dishes by hand. Lemon Joy. It really does show your reflection in your dinner plates. Did I tell you that I can go 4 weeks without washing my hair? You must try Final Net. I swear — it is the ultimate glue that holds us mothers together.
Today’s Life Recipe: Laughter out loud. Laughter out loud!!
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Huh?
Wally and the Beaver have dental hygiene appointments today don’t forget. And you must cut their hair first.
I can’t text now in my pajama’s lying on the couch….sure couldn’t do it in heels, cooking a turkey, startching clothes while wearing apron!
Debbie, thanks for stopping by my blog (rookie-cookie.com). I just watched a few of your shows and I LOVE them! Great food and entertainment. Keep it up!
I will be back for sure!
Now the apron thing I can totally dig…but housework in high heels? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I once had a friend who came to help us move and she was in high heels. I said what were you thinking when you put those on this morning??? she said, I wasn’t, I always wear my heels what would make today any different? I said, we’re moving heavy stuff and you might trip, crush your foot or maybe just end up in the E.R.
Shorthand hasn’t been invented yet back then? Laughter out loud. Laughter out loud.
This is a great post!
lol! Sorry I meant to add that in before I submitted my comment
Where are your pearls, you know you can’t leave the house without your pearls, and oh yes your gloves…ah, life as it was supposed to be…always wondered why Donna Reed wasn’t my mother…mine was so strict! LOL LOL
Sandi
You totally CRACK ME UP! You made my day Dear Friend!
Thank you for the compliments on my new blog design!!!
Hey what kind of movie are you and your Mom making - inquiring minds want to know!
laughter out loud!
Thanks for the smiles.
LOL - great post!
laughter OUT loud. that was so cute!
Happy Halloween! Have fun tonight, and eat lots of candy! :]
You write hilariously! I am so glad you dropped by my blog and now I can read yours when I need some sort of perk me up!
oooh ouch… i have yet to burn my TOES on the oven, fingers yes, not toes.
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