Last month, our family was sitting around a small bonfire, and my son gets out of his chair, pretending he is “dishing”. (That’s what he and my husband nicknamed me after my food show started airing, “Hey, Dishing!” — I am no longer mom or Debbie…)
So Kyle says, “Hi! Welcome to the show. I’m Dishing. Today we have a delicious surprise for you in honor of the time I was sitting outside with my kids and I tripped. As you know, I am clumsy, anyway, I burnt my butt and it left a whole in my jeans so that’s why today we are making Rump Roast!”
Everyone busts into laughter. Even me. Now it’s Ken’s turn.
He stands in front of the bonfire. “Hi! Welcome to the show. I’m Dishing. Anyone out there have problems with wasting food? Well I surely do. That’s why I called my local zoo. I had heard a zebra passed away and I thought to myself, why waste zoo animals? So today we are making smoked Zebra Chops.”
Ooooooh !!!! Gross !!!! Marissa stands up. “That was sick, dad. Okay, it’s my turn. Hi. Welcome to the show. I’m Dishing. And today we are making moisturizer. Why? Because I promised my daughter 2 years ago that I would buy her some, and I haven’t done it yet.”
Huh? I did?
Yes. You promised me you would buy me anti-wrinkle cream.
But Marissa, you are only 23!
I know. But I want a really big collection of wrinkle creams. Just like you! (High-fives come flying toward Marissa from the cheering crowd.)
That’s it! It’s my turn. “Hi! Welcome to the show. I’m Debbie Davis. And, yes, I overcooked my family. Now, (achem), you know why!”
Today’s Life Recipe: Taste the fun!
While you are here check out the Dishing with Debbie Bloopers and Out-takes!
I want to come to YOUR bonfires! We have them all the time but I don’t think I have laughed as hard as re-living this bon fire with you!
Very funny! Love how they turned the tables on you!!! Cute and memorable!
You guys have all the fun - we usually sit and get smoke in our eyes before we decide it is too cold and all go inside.
you family is so fun. i just love it!
You guys are a RIOT!
Funny! I love spontaneous funny times like that.
Hugs!
Kat
you know, my mom tried to get me to start using moisturisers and such from a young age, and she bought them for me, now of course i wish i’d listened!
too much fun over there!!
That sounds like a hoot! I deprive my daughters unknowingly all the time. That’s the way life goes. Just tell your daughter that you bought the cream, but Dad used it in the “you put that where?” post.
This is too funny! I watched the video clips, and they were hilarious too! You’re my kind of girl!! ha! Is that your son in the grocery store? He’s hilarious!
That’s hilarious. Sounds like my family!
That doesn’t look like a small bonfire from the picture.
You all seem to have great fun when your together as a family.
I totally would have overcooked them, too! That’s pretty funny!
HA! Your family is so much fun!
Have a good week - Kellan
Too funny! Your family is hilarious!
Hehehe! You guys are funny! :o)
3 against 1. Ouch! Aren’t they afraid u’d go on strike n not cook or do hsework for them?
Oh Debbie! I love your blog! Thank you so much for visiting mine yesterday =) I really enjoyed reading up on your overcooked family LOL. You are sure a silly bunch! I’ll bet we would all get along grrrreat!
Hi Debbie! Thanks for stopping by my site. I have gone back and read a few of your posts and they are a crack up. It reminds me a lot of my own family. I will definitely stop by here again :).
Fun to get to know you and your family. I hope my kids still want to have fun with me when they are teenagers and beyond!
This is too funny! I love it although I don’t think I would have liked it if it was about me. You are a good sport.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery you know…;)
How fun that you can all share in the dishing. Love it!
Zebra chomps??? My husband would’ve loved that one… He goes for the “gross” stuff too! I am looking forward to have a weird, but happy family like yours!
haha, your daughter’s hilarious. it’s probably because i’m near her age that i find it so funny.
you have too many pictures of fooood on my blog and i’m reading this before lunch. gah!
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